Hetalia Roll Call

So, this is similar to something they do at my school during homecoming. It’s not really a story, just a bunch of countries introducing themselves. The (check)s are being said by the countries.
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Doctor - Hiya, I’m the Doctor! I’m a timelord from outer space! Who are you guys?

America - ALRIGHT DUDES AND DUDETTES! LET’S INTRODUCE OURSELVES TO THIS DOCTOR DUDE!

Countries - ROLL CALL AMERICA!

America - MY NAME’S AMERICA! (check) I’M THE HERO! (check) I LOVE MICKEY-DS! AND I’M THE HERO, DUDE!

Countries - ROLL CALL ENGLAND!

England: My name is England. (check) I’m a gentleman. (check) I like my tea, with cream and sugar.

Countries - ROLL CALL FRANCE!

France: Bonjour mes cheries! (check) Je m’appelle France! (check) I would just love, to spread the love! Ohnhonhon!

Countries - ROLL CALL RUSSIA!

Russia - My name is Russia! (check) I love vodka! (check) Won’t you become one, with Mother Russia?

Countries - ROLL CALL CHINA!

China - Ni hao I’m China! (check) I love pandas! (check) Wouldn’t you like, some chinese food, aru?!

Countries - ROLL CALL JAPAN!

Japan - My name is Japan. (check) I’m very quiet. (check) But if you fight me, you wirr regret it!

Countries - ROLL CALL GERMANY !

Germany - My name is Deutschland. (check) It’s time for training. (check) HURRY UP ITALY! I’m german-made.

Countries - ROLL CALL NORTH ITALY!

N. Italy - Ciao I’m Italy! (check) I love pastaaa~ (check) And pretty ladies and pasta and sleeping and Doitsu and-

Countries - ITALY THAT’S ENOUGH! (all cough) ROLL CALL SOUTH ITALY!

S. Italy - I’m f*ckin Romano. (check) I f*ckin hate this. (check) I don’t like Spain. Not even a f*ckin little.

Countries - ROLL CALL SPAIN!

Spain - Hola I’m Spain! (check) I love tomatoes~ (check) And laughing and Lovi, and all the sunshine!

Countries - ROLL CALL AUSTRIA!

Austria - Guten tag. (check) My name is Austria. (check) I play piano. I’m the best.

Countries - ROLL CALL HUNGARY!

Hungary - Hello, I’m Hungary! (check) I like to hit Prussia! (check) I was married, to Mr. Austria!

Countries - ROLL CALL PRUSSIA

Prussia - I’m the awesome PRUSSIA! (check) This is Gilbird! (check) And now I’ll claim, your vital regions!

Countries - ROLL CALL BELARUS!

Belarus - My name is Belarus. (check) I love my brother~(check) And maybe now, I THINK I’LL MARRY HIM!

Countries - ROLL CALL UKRAINE!

Ukraine - Privet I’m Ukraine! (check) I’m kind of large...(check) But don’t mention it, or else I’ll cry!

Countries - ROLL CALL ESTONIA!

Estonia - My name’s Estonia. (check)  I’m good with computers. (check) I am also, a slave a Russia’s.

Countries - ROLL CALL LATVIA!

Latvia - H-hi I’m L-latvia. (check) I-i’m kind of small. (check) And I-i make mistakes, k-kinda often.

Countries - ROLL CALL LITHUANIA!

Lithuania - I’m Lithuania. (check) I’m friends with Poland. (check) At one point, we were united.

Countries - ROLL CALL POLAND!

Poland - Hi I’m like Poland. (check) I love pink! (check) With my new cavalry, I’ll like change your capitol!

Countries - ROLL CALL SOUTH KOREA!

South Korea- I’m South Korea, da-ze! (check) I’ll claim your breasts! (check) And I think now, I’ll Gangnam style!

Countries - ROLL CALL HONG KONG!

Hong Kong - I’m Hong Kong. (check) I light fireworks. (check) I hang out, a lot with Iceland.

Countries - ROLL CALL ICELAND!

Iceland - My name is Iceland. (check) I’m a Nordic. (check) And I will not, call Norway big brother.

Countries - ROLL CALL NORWAY!

Norway - My name is Norway. (Check) Iceland’s my brother. (check) If you don’t shut up, I’ll choke you with a tie.

Countries - ROLL CALL DENMARK!

Denmark - My name is DENMARK! (check) I love my beer! (check) Now bow down to, the King of Northern Europe!

Countries - ROLL CALL SWEDEN!

Sweden - My name is Sweden. (check) Finland’s my wife. (check) I really don’t, talk all that much.

Countries - ROLL CALL FINLAND!

Finland - Hi I’m Finland! (check) I’m not his wife. (check) I love Christmas, because I’m Santa!

Countries - ROLL CALL ROMANIA!

Romania - My name’s Romania! (check) I like magic! (check) People think I’m a vampire, AND THEY DON’T SPARKLE!

Countries- ROLL CALL SWITZERLAND!

Switzerland - My name is Switzerland. (check) I love my sister. (check) If you enter my country, I will shoot you!

Countries- ROLL CALL LIECHTENSTEIN!

Liechtenstein - My name’s Liechtenstein! (check) I love my bruder. (check) But just be warned, I can shoot guns!

Countries ROLL CALL BELGIUM!

Belgium - My name is Belgium! (check) I like waffles! (check) I eat them with, my friends and brother!

Countries - ROLL CALL NETHERLANDS!

Netherlands - I’m the Netherlands. (check) Some call me Holland. (check) I like money. It is my life.

Countries - ROLL CALL THAILAND!

Thailand - My name is Thailand! (check) I love elephants! (check) I have some at home, I love them lots~

Countries - ROLL CALL TAIWAN!

Taiwan - My name’s Taiwan. (check) I’m not part of China. (check) I like fashion, and my family!

Countries - ROLL CALL VIETNAM!

Vietnam - I’m Vietnam. (check) France should leave. (check) All my girl friends, are my best friends.

Countries - ROLL CALL IS OVER! CHECK! AND NOW WE SAY, CHECK! FARE-

Sealand - WELL TO YOU! CHECK! HAHAHAHAAAAA! *runs out of the room laughing the whole time*

England - DAMMIT SEALAND! *chases after him, shortly followed by all the countries*

Canada- _{I hate to say it but no one called me for roll call....}

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