Female Countries x Country!Reader - I am Woman

This is not a Nyotalia fic, I mean the countries in Hetalia who are female like Belgium and Hungary. My first songfic! This is so exciting!
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(name) was furious. She had tried to get into the World Meeting, since she was the human personification of (c/n), but the men *cough*boys*cough* had told her, and she quotes, ‘women wouldn’t be able to handle the discussions in here.’ England and France had been the ones to tell her, and, since she didn’t like both of them after they mocked her food, she was even more annoyed. Her cooking was certainly better than England’s, and France had no taste for any food then his own. (name) stormed out into the hallway, almost running into her dear friend Hungary, who was equally furious.

“Hey, Liz,” (name) said.

“Hey, (nickname),” Hungary replied. “Those idiots tell you to get out too?” (name) nodded with a scowl.

“Men don’t understand women.” said a sudden voice. (name) and Hungary turned to see Vietnam and Taiwan angrily stalking down the hallway. “They never have. They think they know what we do and think, but-” Vietnam ranted.

“They don’t get it.” agreed Taiwan. A purple aura alerted the four women to the arrival of Belarus.

“You get kicked out too?” asked (name).

“да,” (yes) Belarus growled angrily, her blue dress spinning around her angrily. (name) adjusted her (fav dark color) uniform.

“You know, they need to stop acting so STUPID!” cried Taiwan. (name)’s phone suddenly went off.

‘I am, Woman, I am, Woman! I’m a woman I’m a woman, yes I, AM!’ (name)’s phone sang. The other women’s eyes widened as (name) opened up her phone.

“Hey, Belgium!” (name) said. “Oh, they kicked you out too? Yeah, yeah, okay. Really? Sure. See ya!” (name) closed her phones to see the other countries staring at her. “What? Is there something on my face?”

“Your ringtone...” Vietnam stated.

“Yeah, what about it?”

“Belarus, can you still hack things like nobody’s business?” Belarus’s eyes narrowed as she smirked.

“Yes I can.”

“Would someone explain to me what’s going on?” (name) pleaded.

“We’re going to hack the world meeting.” Hungary grinned. “I’ll call Belgium, we need to plan this baby out!” (name) grinned as she caught on the other’s idea.

-timeskip to the next meeting brought to you by Kuma-something-

Germany was about to begin the meeting when something that sounded like a radar checking for something came from Russia’s laptop. Russia opened it in surprise. The sound kept going for several seconds when something that sounded like flapping panel came from the  laptop connected to the huge smartboard in the front of the room. The screen flashed and a voice came out.

I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it like we can
Said I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it quite like, like we can

As the song was being sung, Belarus, Belgium, Hungary, Taiwan, Vietnam, and (c/n) came stalking into the room, each wearing stilettos. (name) stood right in front of England, whose eyes were huge. She glared at him, and got right in his face before singing

It ain't easy walkin' in stilettos
But somebody gotta do it
Spend a day in my shoes
Then see what the hell I go through

Hungary cut right in.

It's so rigorous
Doing what I do
Always on point
Always on cue
Life's so hectic
Call it a zoo
Think you understand
If you only knew

Hungary flicked Prussia’s head (he’s Prussia, he can get into the meeting if he wants to) before spinning on one foot. Both women stepped back as the other girls joined in, each jeering at a specific country.

I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it like we can
Said I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it quite like, like we can

Taiwan walked forwards and trapped Japan with her arms.

I need fashion, elegance
Is a passion
I built this body to relax it
Try to bring me down
I'm a get the last laugh in
Don't need to talk
I speak with actions
I've perfected the laws of attraction

Taiwan skipped backwards as Belgium stepped forwards.

I'm the whole package plus satisfaction
Let it take yourself
'Fore you get what you asking
Don't get it twisted
Give yourself a caution
Respect it's all that I'm asking
Women bless life, equals alright
No woman no life
I like to see him try

Belgium sang as she winked at Spain and Romano. Romano’s face went bright red. All the women began to sing again.

I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it like we can
Said I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it quite like, like we can

Belarus and Vietnam began to sing together, each watching China and Russia.

Say yeaahhh, yeaahh (yeaahhh, yeaahh)
Say yeaahhh, yeaahh (yeaahhh, yeaahh)
Say yea yea yea, (yea yea yea)
Say yea yea yea, (yea yea yea)
Say I'm a woman, I'm a woman (I'm a woman, I'm a woman)
Say I'm a woman, I'm a woman (I'm a woman, I'm a woman)
I am woman
I am woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it like I can. The other women joined them. High fiving each other, the six women sang the final chorus with gusto.

I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it quite like we can
Said I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it quite like we can
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I am (I am) woman (woman)
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
Yes I am
Ain't nobody else can do it quite like, like we can

The female countries stalked out of the room. Suddenly, (name) stuck her head into the room.

“You bitches don’t understand ANYTHING.” she scowled before whisking out of the room. England’s mouth was wide open, as were many of the other countries.

“What just happened?” wondered France.

“We should probably start letting the girls into the meeting...” England said.

“Besides, they might like some of my ideas!” cheered America. England scowled.

“I doubt that.” England grumbled. America opened his mouth to protest.

-end-